The Substitute
The pastor of a church was sick one Sunday morning, so a preacher was called for pulpit supply.
As the substitute preacher was greeting the congregation he made the statement, "You know, a substitute preacher is like a piece of cardboard in a broken window. He fills the space, but after all, he's not the real glass." He then proceeded with his sermon.
After the service, a lady approached him trying to pay him a compliment by saying, "You weren't a replacement after all. You were a real pane."
As the substitute preacher was greeting the congregation he made the statement, "You know, a substitute preacher is like a piece of cardboard in a broken window. He fills the space, but after all, he's not the real glass." He then proceeded with his sermon.
After the service, a lady approached him trying to pay him a compliment by saying, "You weren't a replacement after all. You were a real pane."
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