Observations of Noteworthy People
Observations of noteworthy people:
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain
My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
- Rodney Dangerfield
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress
- Will Rogers
Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.
- Winston Churchill
Maybe it's true that life begins at eighty.. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out way before you get there.
- Phyllis Diller
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere
- Billy Crystal
And the cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good spit it out.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain
My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
- Rodney Dangerfield
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress
- Will Rogers
Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.
- Winston Churchill
Maybe it's true that life begins at eighty.. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out way before you get there.
- Phyllis Diller
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere
- Billy Crystal
And the cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good spit it out.
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