In Honor of Father's Day
In honor of Father’s Day, here are a few gifts to reconsider:
• ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets in their holes until you die of old age.
• SKILL SAW: A portable cutting tool used to make studs too short.
• PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads. Sometimes used in the creation of blood-blisters.
• BELT SANDER: An electric sanding tool commonly used to convert minor touch-up jobs into major refinishing jobs.
• TABLE SAW: A large stationary power tool commonly used to launch wood projectiles for testing wall integrity.
• HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the ground after you have installed your new brake shoes, trapping the jack handle firmly under the bumper.
• EIGHT-FOOT LONG YELLOW PINE 2X4: Used for levering an automobile upward off of a trapped hydraulic jack handle.
Find more tool suggestions at: http://www.skywriting.net/inspirational/humor/tool_definitions.html
• ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets in their holes until you die of old age.
• SKILL SAW: A portable cutting tool used to make studs too short.
• PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads. Sometimes used in the creation of blood-blisters.
• BELT SANDER: An electric sanding tool commonly used to convert minor touch-up jobs into major refinishing jobs.
• TABLE SAW: A large stationary power tool commonly used to launch wood projectiles for testing wall integrity.
• HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the ground after you have installed your new brake shoes, trapping the jack handle firmly under the bumper.
• EIGHT-FOOT LONG YELLOW PINE 2X4: Used for levering an automobile upward off of a trapped hydraulic jack handle.
Find more tool suggestions at: http://www.skywriting.net/inspirational/humor/tool_definitions.html
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