Dalmation Duties
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of
kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front
seat of the truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the
dog's duties. 'They use him to keep crowds back,' said one child.
'No,' said another, 'he's just for good luck. 'A third child brought the
argument to a close. 'They use the dogs,' she said firmly, 'to find the fire
hydrants...
************
I heard this on the radio in my car today: (My apologies to any blondes in our audience!)
Why don't blondes make ice cubes?
They can't remember the recipe!
kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front
seat of the truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the
dog's duties. 'They use him to keep crowds back,' said one child.
'No,' said another, 'he's just for good luck. 'A third child brought the
argument to a close. 'They use the dogs,' she said firmly, 'to find the fire
hydrants...
************
I heard this on the radio in my car today: (My apologies to any blondes in our audience!)
Why don't blondes make ice cubes?
They can't remember the recipe!
About
Badge
Useful Links
Click my Brick Directory
D911.NET Free Link Directory - This is the link directory where you can submit the URL to your homepage. Powered by PHP Link Directory.
Find my handmade crafts at Etsy.com.
© 2009 Created by Ruth Y. Nott on Ning. Create a Ning Network!
